Seth Rogan, Cross Joints & The Infamous “Hydrochronic”

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The infamous cross joint – here at USMJ we call it the Seth Rogan special. Fire nugs packed so finely into a jesus piece it blows your nostrils into orbit? I think so.


From the rise of our chubby buddy as a no-name writer,  Seth has always been a connoisseur of the cannabis. Most celebs who embrace the herb aren’t as flamboyant about it as Seth – he basks in the glory of being Hollywoods favorite stoner.

“When I first came to L.A. I got caught smoking weed on a beach in Malibu and had to go to court. It was the craziest thing ever. I was thinking, ‘We’re in Los Angeles. There are probably 400 people getting murdered at this second, and these two cops are taking an hour to write up my court summons for smoking a joint on the beach.’ That just seemed so fucking ridiculous to me.”

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Seth blazes trails (and joints) left and right, proving to the world that, yes, adults do smoke pot. He uses his influence and klout to promote positivity surrounding our beloved flower. A few years ago he was caught passing knowledge on the David Letterman show, which is as mainstream as it gets.

The due is also outrageous, stoned or not, but we did catch wind of an “Ohhh shit I’m baked” moment. Everyone remembers the newest StarWars flick right? If you don’t please culture yourself – well I’ll be damned if Seth remembers it!

“Recently I went and saw ‘Rogue One’ and ate what I thought was an appropriate amount of weed gummy,” he said, “I thought I was going to f–king die. I turned to my wife like 20 minutes into the movie and I was like, ‘Is this the most intense movie that has ever been made?’”

When she said no, he realized he was “100 percent too high.”

“I’m just like, ‘How long is this movie? I have to drive home from this. Am I still going to be high? My father-in-law is here. What the f–k am I doing? They’re blowing up planets, what the f–k?’”

He described the experience as incredibly intense, adding, “It crippled me. I was like, this s–t is f–king crazy.”



So, weed is tight if you’re a Hollywood Star, but what if you have to work for a living. Well, keep on puffin’ my friends – Seth is a big time advocate of chiefin’ on the job.

“I smoke a lot of weed when I write, generally speaking,” “I don’t know if it helps me write. It makes me not mind that I’m writing. And I don’t know if it makes me work better, but it makes me not care that I’m working. Who wants to work? But if you’re stoned, it doesn’t seem like work.”

So what’s next for Seth? Well, no one really knows, but what we do know is that he’s going to keep pumping out funny shit for the dazed and confused like yourself. Rumor has it Wiz Khalifa and Seth a working on a new show which is a self proclaimed mix between American Ninja Warrior and Jackass – wait what?

Yeah, it’s going to be on YouTube. Yeah, it’s going to feature Mr. Paper Plane aka Taylor Gang or Die. Yeah, it’s going to kick ass. It’s going to have to be pretty gnarly to compete with Seth’s first weed inspired project –  Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party.

Anyways, let’s wrap this article up with a common consensus that Seth Rogan is the man. Plain and simple. If you wanna talk about Seth, weed or anything else really, hit us on Instagram – @us_marijuana



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